Friday, September 22

The Whiskey Fields: the Betty Crockers

Continuing my catalogue of AA folks
These are the women who found recovery in the 1800s and still attend meetings. They wear Christmas tree broaches during the holidays and bring candy on Easter while smelling of old soup and musty perfume. Their shares to the group usually revolve around the frustration they felt when their purse in Jazzercise class (placed carefully on a chair at the back of the room), was moved to ANOTHER chair. Blessed are we, they wail, to have the tools and wonderful people of Alcoholics Anonymous to help through this life struggle. They also like to talk about traffic. Basically, these people have weaved the program into every iota of their life’s fabric and attribute all positives to the program and negatives to their own failures. And when they talk, it’s SUPER hard to relate. However, in my attempt to see the positive, Gladys and Beverly have taught me that it’s possible to live a full life without booze. After that, they can go suck eggs, devil them, and head to a dinner party that begins at exactly 4:00 pm.